Okay so I've been on a few dates with Mr. Nice guy from last month since I've been back in Florida. I figured he helps pass the time away and I didn't want to start something new with anyone before I headed to New York. So a little back story we met online...I know image that with me. So we've been dating for a couple months usually hanging out like once a week. He's the typical guy I date when passing the time...tall, chunky, artsy, into music...total stereotypical dood for me. Since we were dating only here and there the past few months we never slept together...in fact prior to last week we didn't do anything but kiss randomly. Okay so we hung out last week and things go hot and heavy the first night...I mean me super happy super horny but decided we better hold off (I didn't expect anything to happen that night so I wasn't groomed as I'd like to be). Okay so I put it off until the next night. I go to his house he's having a bbq...I chill with his friends everything is amazing. Like I'm seriously starting to dig this dood and think maybe I should clue him in on the "Hey I'm moving to New York" thing...so we get into things that night and ___________. Smallest fucking cock in the history of small cocks that have entered a vagina. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing...we're talking Vern Troyer scale. I couldn't fucking believe it. Seriously! I've put in a couple months with the guy and started to really dig him in the last 72 hours and then this. I was speechless for a few days...like I couldn't process what I had just experienced.
So with that said I learned a huge lesson...skank it out...period. At least a blow job a couple dates in so you know what you're getting in to. It's way easier to bail on someone a few dates in rather then after a few months have passed.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Back in FL
Made it back to Florida Tuesday. Going out with Rich tonight...rich is Mr. nice guy from last month that wont go away...I found out Mr. sucks in bed is back with his ex so I need a pick me up...sounds bad but whatever.
Okay so back in New York two nights before I came back to Florida I met up with some old friends from high school. Lots of booze and many hours later I find myself swapping spit like crazy with one of my best guy friends from high school. Super weird...but whatever went with it. Woke up the next morning hurting pretty bad...We ended up spending the entire next day together but only as friends. He even apologized for thinking that he wanted to fuck me the night before. I thought that was sweet being Dave and I would never ever hook up in a normal situation.
Anyway we pretty much spent my best day in NY together. We spent all morning and most of the afternoon sitting on his fire escape pondering life, expressing much pity for everyone going about their normal lives trying to make something happen when life was truly about how we were spending our day. We headed back to the city and took a nap at my hotel. When we woke up we walked to central park and spent a few hours drinking champagne, people watching and of course discussing life. We ended the night with a burrito and the smelliest bar I have ever stepped foot it.
All in all my trip to NY was fantastic...had a few wonderful man moments.
Not really looking forward to tonight at all but he's been nagging me for weeks about not hanging out and I could really go for some attention. I'll keep you posted.
Okay so back in New York two nights before I came back to Florida I met up with some old friends from high school. Lots of booze and many hours later I find myself swapping spit like crazy with one of my best guy friends from high school. Super weird...but whatever went with it. Woke up the next morning hurting pretty bad...We ended up spending the entire next day together but only as friends. He even apologized for thinking that he wanted to fuck me the night before. I thought that was sweet being Dave and I would never ever hook up in a normal situation.
Anyway we pretty much spent my best day in NY together. We spent all morning and most of the afternoon sitting on his fire escape pondering life, expressing much pity for everyone going about their normal lives trying to make something happen when life was truly about how we were spending our day. We headed back to the city and took a nap at my hotel. When we woke up we walked to central park and spent a few hours drinking champagne, people watching and of course discussing life. We ended the night with a burrito and the smelliest bar I have ever stepped foot it.
All in all my trip to NY was fantastic...had a few wonderful man moments.
Not really looking forward to tonight at all but he's been nagging me for weeks about not hanging out and I could really go for some attention. I'll keep you posted.
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