Skank it out

Okay so I've been on a few dates with Mr. Nice guy from last month since I've been back in Florida. I figured he helps pass the time away and I didn't want to start something new with anyone before I headed to New York. So a little back story we met online...I know image that with me. So we've been dating for a couple months usually hanging out like once a week. He's the typical guy I date when passing the time...tall, chunky, artsy, into music...total stereotypical dood for me. Since we were dating only here and there the past few months we never slept together...in fact prior to last week we didn't do anything but kiss randomly. Okay so we hung out last week and things go hot and heavy the first night...I mean me super happy super horny but decided we better hold off (I didn't expect anything to happen that night so I wasn't groomed as I'd like to be). Okay so I put it off until the next night. I go to his house he's having a bbq...I chill with his friends everything is amazing. Like I'm seriously starting to dig this dood and think maybe I should clue him in on the "Hey I'm moving to New York" thing...so we get into things that night and ___________. Smallest fucking cock in the history of small cocks that have entered a vagina. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing...we're talking Vern Troyer scale. I couldn't fucking believe it. Seriously! I've put in a couple months with the guy and started to really dig him in the last 72 hours and then this. I was speechless for a few days...like I couldn't process what I had just experienced.

So with that said I learned a huge lesson...skank it out...period. At least a blow job a couple dates in so you know what you're getting in to. It's way easier to bail on someone a few dates in rather then after a few months have passed.