Seriously an email I just received on POF

Okay not only did this guy actually write this email....he looks like Richard Vadar...scary.

Born in Maryland but moved to florida at ago 7 lived here all but 5 years in virginia . All of my family live in tampa/palm harbor area of florida.What type of relationship ,I am looking for first a true friend leading up into long term relationship. And about my Marital status,that a very long but will give it a shot. First,my ex and I have NOT spoken sents nov 20,2009 due to fact she was charge with
DOMESTIC BATTERY against me ,we are still going thru the divorce process ,but the EX still has more legal issue against her include child walfare (d.c.f) are investigating her .She is living in our marital home up in Brooksville and stay with my Brother or parents down in Palm harbor till divorce is final plus its closer to work in north tampa I am a Lab manager for Lenscrafter .Also I have 3 children ,twin boys 12 yrs. ago and my daughter 10 .

what type of relationship are you looking for ? And hopefully if anything brother you or not interested you will tell me .
brian Mc**********
go*******@gmail.com
352-428-****

Hello woodwork thanks for calling

It's been a strange few days. I've been getting texts from the most random people I haven't spoken with in months. It's like they can sense I'm single again or something. I'll go over the texts from the past 48 hours.

Frank POF 26 St Pete Law: Aww you should. I'll be your st pete connection :) (New boy I met on POF who is an attorney he lives in St. Pete but works in downtown Tampa. I hold him I'm thinking of moving to St. Pete when my lease is up here in Tampa. I'm sure you'll hear his name again).

Adam The Woo: It needs to, can't wait to see how you'll suck my cock (oh Adam one of the boys coming out of the woodwork. We met on Inked Nation about a year ago. We've never met in person yet he thinks it's appropriate to send the most inappropriate texts about the things he'd enjoy doing to me/receive from me. I doubt we'll ever meet but it's kind of fun to hear someone be so blunt about sex.)

Bobby: Much much better today! Thanks for asking!!! (Bobby is from POF. We were supposed to meet for coffee a few days ago I was just too exhausted to hang out and asked to reschedule. I'm sure we'll meet eventually but I'm not in a rush. We've spoken on the phone a few times.)

Bill POF 40 Oldsmar: Good morning! (I'm really looking forward to meeting this one. We're going to get together Saturday evening. Can't wait to update about him).

Todd: Yeah you're good for like a week. (The ex...we hung out the other night. I'm a tard. Updates below)

Barret POF 25 game developer: Sweet dreams! (So cute. Met Barret on POF. We talked on the phone yesterday for an hour or so. I'm looking forward to meeting this one. He's so cute, sweet, nice. He says the cutest things. I'm sure you will hear more about him...soon)

Mr. Mark: Call u in a bit (He's a lost cause. He keeps apologizing for being self centered and then does it all over again. We spoke on the phone for like an hour last night and I may have said 20 words...no joke. I had him on speaker phone so I didn't have to hold the phone to my ear, had the phone on mute, talked with my roommate and played online...all while he talked, and talked and talked. He said he misses me. I didn't say anything. He was like I feel like a schmuck. He is).

Brett POF 33 Photograher: Right on. Sweet dreams. (So freakin hot this one. He's a hot mess of shit though. The chick he was dating died earlier this month. But he's so fucking hot I can't help but get into trouble with him. He's really good about following up with me through text and calling. He's good).

Derek Tattoo bar indian rocks: :) I heart aquariums...lol (I'm sure I'll eventually meet this one just not in a rush. We were talking about things to do on NYE).

Ray: Hey everybody! NYE. My house. Watch Clearwater beach fireworks. Drink a lot!! Haha. Have sum fun low key! Come on over if ur down bring a friend. (Douche bag. That's all I have.)

Tim Tatto: Boo! Lol! What's up? (woodwork man...he has a twin bed and transformers sheets...that's all I have to say about that one.)

Boy: Yo (still don't know his name...don't really care to. I'm not going to respond back).

Mike D.: Well if you're around tomorrow let me know (I dated Mike in college. He's an amazing person...although when we were together I thought he was gay. I was in Orlando yesterday and I was supposed to stop by and see him...but I didn't. I'm a horrible person.)


Soooo on to Todd. I was in Orlando for a shoot and we decided to meet up. I go up to the shop and we go out to dinner. It was nice and weird. He told me he's thought about us getting back together but that scares him because he doesn't feel like he knows me. I'm sure nothing will come of this but I went with it. I ended up spending the night. Yep sex followed. It was great but he goes FOREVER. Um...again I'm not sure what's going to happen there. I kind of would like to get back together with him and I kind of thing we both should just move on. We shall see.

Well it's NYE and I don't have anyone to kiss at midnight. I'm going to my sisters for a party at her house. Updates to come.

Hello Brett

Sooo last night I was on POF and I started exchanging emails with this guy Brett that I exchanged emails with a few months ago. He is freakin gorgeous. I mean 6'5'', incredibly handsome face, nice body. Meow. So we've gone back and forth with the email and he drops the someone close to me passed away this month...come to find out this someone is the girl he'd been dating for a couple of months. I almost fell over I wasn't expecting that. So I tell him I understand he's not looking for a relationship but that I can offer friendship. So he calls me and we chat it up for an hour last night. I don't think he's relationship material but we'll see where this goes.

He works construction during the day and does wildlife photography in his spare time. Again not sure he's good for a boyfriend but maybe to have a little fun.

We'll see.

Happy Birthday to Me!

It was my birthday today. Todd never said happy birthday to me. That makes me kind of eh pissed kind of annoyed. Mark texted me first thing this morning. He found someone else to go to the football game with him on Tuesday...that's awesome. That makes breaking up simple. Done.

So I finally called Bill from pof. He's the cute 40 year old guy that lives in Oldsmar. He sounded way more dorky on the phone then I expected but he was incredibly funny. We're trying to hook up on Saturday. We shall see.

Um...yeah that's all I have for now.

Too many text to keep up

Sooo I'm trying to break things off with Mr. Mark which we all know...I think I may have succeeded but we'll have to see. I've been less then available to him the past few days and I got a text from him today asking if I was still not talking to him. Then he called a few times. And another text with ???...so I think he's getting the point.

So since I'm over Mark I got back on POF...and my text box is filling back up with my men! I love it. The attention is addicting. So I thought I'd fill todays blog with the last text from the boys over the last 24 hours...

Adam POF 27 Palm Harbor CG Aviation: Ha Ha. What ya up too tonight. (notice the improper use of too...I will no longer be texting Adam)

Jamie: Happy Birthday!! I hope you have a great birthday and had a merry x-mas! (I turned 27 22 minutes ago...this text is from my ex Jamie...I don't think he's 100% over me but we've really worked on having a civil relationship over the past year...and for that I am greatful).

Tattoo Todd: What eves (This is Todd...as in the only love of my life...he came to my parents house last night to visit...I will get into this story in a bit)

Bill POF 40 Oldsmar: Just okay? Happy pre birthday kid (Bill is a new pof friend...we've been talking about a week online and via texting...he's funny and we crack each other up...I'm sure you'll be hearing more about him in the near future)

Mr. Mark: ??????? (Yeah I'm over it...can you tell?)

David pof 36 Tattoo Built: Hey there Andie it's David from POF just wanted to say hi. How was your Christmas? Are you still out of town? (He's really freakin hot but I'm sure he's going to turn out to be just like Mark...I can tell already...I haven't texted him back...I probably will tomorrow or Monday)

Bobby: Doing good...Just wanted to say hello and if your not busy call me later (ugh he used the wrong your that drives me freakin nuts...he's a pofer...we've talked on the phone once...I'll probably call him again tomorrow...see what happens...you may hear more about him in the near future...but I don't think he'll be a keeper)

Mike: I will be here til jan 2 plenty of time right? :) (Mike is a guy I dated in college...he's so sweet and just a great guy...I'm trying to see him before he heads back to Alabama...I hope to see him Tuesday after my gig in Orlando)

Ray: Come on! Show me sum love ! (Met Ray on pof and I told him I thought he would be great with my roommate...he accused me of pawning him off...turns out he actually knows my roommate...I think they've been talking I'm not sure I'll get the details when I see her tomorrow...we text but I'm not interested)

Boy: Merry christmas everyone (I met boy at a party last weekend...I don't even know his name...I wont be texting him anymore...he's young...I was drunk...enough said)

Jason Wood: Driving get on 75 north exit 32 michigan go right all the way down adams make a right first stop sign make a left islan gibralter michican (lmao...this is Jason giving me directions to his home in Michigan because I was supposed to be there Christmas morning under his tree...too freakin funny...this is my brother in laws friend...I've known him for a few years...he absolutely cracks my ass up)

Derek tattoo bar indian rocks pof: I know for sure new years, I haven't really received any more of a schedule yet but I will let you know. :) (cute tattooed boy I met on pof telling me his work schedule because he wants me to come grab a drink at his bar...I'm sure I'll meet him eventually and you'll hear his name again


Yep...that pretty much sums up the boys of the moment.

Okay not on to Todd.

He came over last night (Christmas) and we had a really nice time playing catch up. I'm still crazy about the boy. He makes the butterflies go crazy. We kissed when he left but I can't get my hopes up. I'll keep you posted on the Todd front.

Merry Happy Holidays

So it's Christmas and I have a bit of time on my hands so I thought an updated would be nice. I have been trying to break things off with Mr. Mark but it's not really doing as planned. I think he may be slightly retarded. I told him I didn't want to see him before he left for New Jersey because I just didn't care this anymore. He keeps texting me like nothing was wrong. He said he wished he would have seen me before the holidays but he's looking forward to seeing me when he gets back. Dood Mark I don't want to see you when you get back. I do not want to be your girlfriend...you suck as a boyfriend. Blah. Whatever.

So I went back on Plenty Of Fish and have had quit the response. I forgot how much fun it is to get lots of attention. I've decided to be much more selective this time around with whom I will actually meet. lol. Shouldn't we always be that way. I'll keep ya posted with the pof details.

I made a bet with my brother in law last weekend that I could go 90 days with no sex. I think I'm really going to attempt to do this. It's been 6 days. I feel fine. We shall see.

Okay off to play with the fam. Be back with updates later.

Fucking clueless...

Seriously clueless is all I have to say about Mr. Mark. The relationship is on it's last leg and should be over but he can't seem to get it through his fucking head that I'm over it.

So he pulled his I'm going to disappear shit again. But I was okay with it this time because I really don't care. I'm not interested in him anymore. I just had the most retarded conversation with him. So he called and was like hey I haven't talked with you in a few days (no shit I would have remembered). So then he's talking about how he's ready for his trip up north that he's not brining much because it's a short trip. Then he's like you're not mad at me are you? No sir I am not mad at you because I simply don't give a shit anymore about you. He was like well you want to come over tonight I'm just going to be watching the game. No Mark I do not want to come over tonight. I do not want to come over tomorrow night. I do not care to see you. But he truly doesn't understand that. I said Mark I just don't care about this anymore. He doesn't understand the relationship is over. My roommate said I'm going to have to spell it out for him.

How the fuck can I make it anymore obvious. I'm going to take him to the airport on Wednesday because I said I would and believe it's the right thing to do. But that's it. When he gets back I want NOTHING to do with him.

Are men really this clueless??? Fuck dood.

Okay off that horse.

I took my POF account off private today...had some responses...we'll see how this goes.

FUCK!

Holy crap it's been too long...

Okay so I've been offline for far too long and now I'm back!

Here are some updates.

Mark and I are still dating. I thought I was truly falling in love with him until he pulled shit like no other last weekend. He said he was going to meet me at his place in 15 minutes and then never showed up. I lost my shit. He was in a funk. I don't know things haven't been the same since. We went to a pub crawl on Friday night and I thought we were going to have a blast. So didn't happen. The crawl blew. So we ended up at the Green Iguana. We had a decent night...but got hammered. Then I picked him up form the Bucs football game. He was shit tanked. It was a funny night.

I posted an online ad and got several responses back but none of them sparked my interest to say anything to them. I'm not sure maybe I'm still hung up on Mark. We'll see.

I will be more proactive and write on here daily now that I'm back online.