Not awesome Andy

I want to punch someone in the throat. So I go to 2 shitty shows with Andy tonight. The first show was total crap and the second his friends totally blow monkey balls. Not nice at all. Made me feel like a total schmuck. So he plays his show and at the end he comes up to me and asks if I can drive. Are you fucking kidding me. I've been doing Andy shit all day and you want me to sober up and drive your fucking ass home. FUCK YOU.