David came over last night.

So David came over last night randomly. It was nice. Man, what is wrong with me. I feel it already two dates in and I'm starting to lose interest. What is wrong with me. Here's this handsome, successful fit man that finds me absolutely adorable and I'm like eh I think I'll keep him around but I'd also like to keep playing the field. Which I think he is going to have none of. We watched a movie. Fooled around a bit. No sex. I think I'm going to hold out on the whole sex thing. We're hanging out tonight. Fun.

I'm hanging out with Hooman tomorrow.

Breakfast Robert texted last night to have lunch today. We missed each other between texts and calls. I think we are going to shoot for later in the week. One thing that annoys the freakin shit out of me about him is he says Ciao. Who the fuck says that...seriously?!

Breakfast Robert and Bouncing David

So I went out on Saturday night with my sisters and some friends. We went to the Hard Rock late night and I spotted a hottie I felt the need to know. We kept looking at each other but neither of us took the initative to chat it up. So I thought it was a lost cause when he left. A couple hours later we went to the Green Room for breakfast...and there he was sitting eating breakfast by himself. So my drunk awesome ass plopped down right next to him. He about fell over. No idea what the crap we talked about. But we exchanged numbers. We talked about doing dinner this week. We shall see if anything comes of that.

So I've been chatting it up with Bouncing David for about a week or so on POF (I know imagine that). Well we met yesterday. He came by and picked me up. We drove all over town going to places that were closed...it was kind of funny. We ended up at Starbucks in south Tampa. Great conversation so we took the date to Gameworks in Ybor. Really we had fun. So we went back to his place and I ended up spending the evening. Nothing happened sexually but my god did we want to fool around. But I'm going to hold off for as long as possible with this one. He's cool. He's seriously looking for long term (or so he says). He drives a fat car and has a big house. We are going to hangout tomorrow evening after his hockey game. I see possible good things with this in the future...if I can lay off the other guys.

Hooman was out of town all weekend with his brother and father so I didn't chat with him at all. In fact I sort of forgot about him until he called last night while I was with David. I guess we'll probably try and get together this week sometime.

Blah day.

So I went to the beach with my friend Sean yesterday. I'm paying for it now. Super burnt. Not awesome. Sean's awesome...but I'm pretty sure he has an interest in me beyond one I have for him. Not sure I like that very much. He's adorable. Cute. Funny. Tatted up. But he's Sean. Just not in to him like that. Poor guy.

I did go day drinking with Sean on Tuesday. I got kind of hammered and ended up meeting up with Eric. Eric and I have been chatting it up for like three months now. Super long time in chatting it up world. I'm glad I met him. He's freakin cute. But I feel as though there is something off with him. Isn't there always. So we met at Green Iguana for a few drinks. Then moved on to another Green Iguana. Then we decided it was a good idea to smoke some pot. Retards. So we ended up at The Rack in South Tampa. Such a bad idea. We were so freakin drunk and stoned we got super paranoid. I'm pretty sure everyone could smell the weed on us and just kept looking at us. It was weird. He dropped me off and I like ran inside. It was fucking weird. But he's still interested in seeing me and me him. So who the fuck knows.

Hooman came over last night with some aloe to help me out. I have no idea what to think of this one. He's like interested but not interested. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. He like calls and texts but doesn't jump at the chance to hangout. Who knows maybe this is for the better...I'm sure I'd be bored or whatever if he was way into me. Like I think his family is in town now but I have no idea. We texted a couple times today but again not much. I'm going to hold off and let him text me next. I know that sounds soooo fucking childish but I'm over being the one chasing him. Blah.

Obviously I didn't hangout with Daddy Joey on Wednesday...he had a cold. Or so he said. Whatever. I don't care.

Um...so...yeah

So Hooman bailed on me last night. He said his locked his keys in his car. Not real sure how I feel about this. Two days in a row. I'm hoping it's really just an unlucky chain of events. He texted twice last night but I chose to ignore them. I'm annoyed. I texted him this morning to say good morning and I hope he has a better day. He texted back good morning and that the sun has risen so it's a good day. I think I'm going to back off until he wants to hangout. I'm not sure if I should make myself available or just kind of play aloof. Fuck. I hate this.

I'm supposed to go out with Bongo Joe tonight but I'm pretty sure I'm just going to blow him off and call it a day. I was chatting up my roommate last night about the boy situations. She always has good insight. Gives it to me straight. She said to lose Bongo. Take it down a notch with Hooman...but to be honest with him and let him know I'm a little worried about how thins happened the other night. That I don't want to be just a hook up. See what he says. She said to keep enjoying things with Stacey since I know what's to come of it...great sex.

Supposed to hangout with Joey tomorrow night. I kind of want to but I'm sure all he wants is a hook up. I'm not hooking up with him. Period.

I have a weakness for Stacey the Brit

Okay so a few updates. I'll start with Stacey the Brit came over last night and we had an amazing evening of sex, sex and more sex. He's seriously incredible. I don't understand why we don't do that more often. I mean it's probably the best sex I've ever had. I know he's not the relationship kind of guy and he knows I'm not interested in him like that. Makes it work really well. He did make a comment about I'm the closest thing to dating he's had in years...um...we fuck like onces every few months...that's weird. Ugh just thinking about the sex right now is driving me nuts. Can't wait until him and I run into each other again.

Okay onto the other men in my life. I went out with David on Friday night. He's adorable. Really sweet, drives a nice car, laughs at my jokes. We went to the Imporv to see Harland Williams (who is hilarious by the way). We went to a few bars after, had sushi. It was a great night. Although I'm afraid he may be a little on the retarded side of things. Seriously...like the short yellow one. Like he kept doing this thing with his hands that I found to be a bit odd. And I'm pretty sure he walks with a limp...which totally threw me for a loop. I mean it brings me back to the guy that had turrets...shouldn't you tell people these frickin things?!??!! Or stop dating online...I feel like it's lying. Anyway he wants to hangout again...not real sure how I feel about this.

On to Hooman. We hung out Saturday night. He's truly amazing. Cute. Intelligent. Funny. We really have an incredible time when we are together. But I'm feeling kind of weird about him because he's the boyfriend type of guy. I would want a relationship with him. I'm not sure how to do that or how I even feel about it. I mean if I don't hear from him all day my mind starts to wonder. That never happens...I usually don't give a shit what a guy is doing and the only time they usually pop into my mind is when they text me or call me. This guy has me thinking about him 24/7. I have no idea where his head is or if he even thinks about me throughout the day...and the fact that I give a shit about that is making me very uncomfortable. He made a comment that he'd like to hangout tonight...if that doesn't happen I'm really going to be disappointed. So back to Saturday night. He came over. We listened to music. Drank some wine. Then the kissing began. I just got chills thinking about it. He is so freakin passionate...it's been a while since I've felt this way with someone. I mean yeah Stacey is amazing in the sack but that's because he knows how to fuck. Hooman is PASSIONATE. Takes his time with a womans body. Ugh I'm out in public right now I need to stop thinking about this I'm starting to blush.

Okay so no idea where my head is at. Do I do relationship or do I do fuck around??? Oh the decisions to be made.

Okay so no idea where my head is at right now.

It's been an interesting few days

I went out with David on Friday and hung out with Hooman last night. It's been interesting to say the least. I'm pretty sure David is somewhat retarded...yes the short bus kind. And Hooman...well he's turned out to be a pleasant surprise. I have to run and will get into detail later. Just needed to put a smile out there. :)

Asian Mike.

Went out with Asian Mike yesterday. I'm not sure how I feel about him. I'm pretty sure there is no future there but we are going to do dinner sometime. I think he thinks it went really well. He kept saying things like if you meet my father this or that...it was a little weird. I think he's a younger version of Mark (speaking of Mark going out with him today for St Patricks day). Okay Asian Mike. He's a short little guy...about my height %'8. He works in a medical laboratory doing middle management type work. He hates his job but he's good at it. He makes good money and has great benefits so he's thinking about staying. But he did mention he could be perfectly happy renting scuba gear to tourists in the islands. That kind of made me smile. Oh to live so simply. He's covered in tattoos. I really am interested in seeing them. His body is incredible. But that's to be expected because that's the kind of kick I've been on. We'll shall see how long until this one goes to shit.

Was testing with Daddy Joey yesterday and he turned it super pervy super quick. I'm trying to turn that around. I'm not interested in sleeping with any of these guys anytime soon. I'm really coming to the realization that most guys run after getting it if you give it too quickly. I believe that's what happened with Vince. We haven't really spoken in a week. That's weird to me. I'm sure we'll see each other when I'm working in Orlando next month. Who knows.

So yes I'm going out with Mark today to celebrate St Patricks day. I'm not sure why. Well actually I know a lot of his friends are going to be there and we're friends so I think it's going to be a good time. It's better than going out with some random guy I've just met and hanging around a bunch of drunk people and making it weird. Days like this are friends days. Sooo it makes sense in my head.

I'm going out with Mr. David on Friday. I'm really looking forward to meeting him. He seems so sweet. He really seems like boyfriend material. Again, we shall see.

Daddy Joey...hello

Just got home from having coffee with Daddy Joey. Way better looking in person hands down. Not super jacked or anything. But handsome. Funny. Intelligent. I think he's interested in me. I'm certainly interested in spending more time with him. We got there are 830 and left at 11. Didn't even realize it was 11. That is a good sign.

He has a kid who is with him three or four times a week. He doesn't introduce his kid to any of the chicks he dates which is great. He works for his parents medical supply company as a marketing and sales rep.

I don't know. We shall see.

I'm going out with Asian Mike tomorrow at 730. Going to hang out with Mark on Wednesday for St. Patricks day. Going out with David on Friday. Working all weekend. Busy busy.

Drunken debauchery with Brian

So I went out with Chantel's friend Brian yesterday. We went up to Bahama Breeze for a few drinks around 5 which turned into getting home wasted at 2 am. No idea what the end of the night was like. Should have probably gone home after BB but noooooo I went to another bar with him. No idea. I know we kissed at the end of the night. I have no idea if it was any good. Ugh what do I get myself into.

I'm meeting Daddy Joey from POF tonight at Starbucks. Going out with Asian Mike tomorrow night for a drink. Meeting Tim the Brit sometime this week for lunch...probably on Wednesday. I'm supposed to see Bongo Joe this week...but I need to just end things with him already. We'll see. Mark wants me to go out with them on St Patricks day. I'm thinking about going. What the hell is wrong with me.

The end.

Alberto. Alllllberto. Aberrrrrrto.

Met Alberto yesterday. He came and picked me up. We had lunch. He took me home. It was a nice first date. He's a little bigger than I've been dating recently but that's not to say he's a fat ass. He's Hispanic. This is new to me. I pulled up in a bright red Firebird. That was not so hot. But he did mention that he's looking for a new car because that one is about to die. That is a plus. He's really sweet. Like I'm afraid I'd break his little hear sweet. He doesn't match my perfect guy list. So do I scratch him off now...or do I play with him a little. I'm not sure how these lists are to be used. Should it be an end all...or more of guidelines. I think I should get everything I want in a man.

Started up a dialog with David last night. Obviously from POF. He seems to have potential. We shall see.

Haven't spoken with Vince in a few days. I've decided to stop calling him. He can call me. Man...I hope he does.

Going to have lunch with Alberto.

Woot!

I suck at dating

So I was supposed to hang out with Asian Mike tonight but I chose to meet up with a girl friend and have a girls evening. I suck. I know he's going to be cool if he's not super short but for some reason I decided to have a girls night. Probably because I haven't had one in ages. Poor guy.

Busy girl

So I've been super busy with work this part week so dating hasn't been on the top of my list.

I did go see Vince Tuesday night in Orlando. We had a really awesome time. His home is beautiful. He cooks amazing. His body is ridiculous. His sex is yummy. Yes, this is too good to be true. I'm in super get skinny mode at the moment...it sounds like he likes to spend a lot of time in the sun during the summer and at my current physique I'm not so comfortable with that. I need to get a hard body...asap. Going to call my girl friend today who owns a gym and see what the fuck she can do for me.

I've been chatting it up with Alberto the Spaniard. He's so freakin funny. We have really great phone and texting conversation. I'm pretty sure we're going to try and get together sometime this weekend or early next week. Everything is there on the personality side of things...I'm just not sure if there will be a physical attraction. We shall see.

I'm meeting up with Asian Mike tonight for drinks. I'm supposed to hand out with Bongo Joe but in all honesty I think that's way over. I'm just over whatever was there.

Man I'm on an ethnic kick these days. We shall see.

ew

So little dick Andy sent me a message on facebook saying I'm not open and available enough for him and said he wasn't interested in dating anymore which is pretty much a weight off my back. Then I texted him Facebook really? He said he didn't owe me more. What a tool.

Vince canceled today. That really made me sad. I'm done with him. He said he'll take Tuesday off. But I know Tuesday isn't going to come.

Over all I'm going to say it was a shitty day when it comes to doods.

Vince...last chance buddy

So Vince and I were supposed to go out last night and yesterday he canceled. We rescheduled for this evening. If we don't see each other this evening I'm throwing in the towel. Period.

Mr. Perfect

So a good friend recently told me I should write out what it is I'm looking for in my Mr. Perfect. I had mentioned to her that although I do enjoy dating I think I'm ready to take a relationship to the next level. I think the word marriage actually passed through my lips. So here is what I have now...I'm sure I'll be adding to this list over time until I find him.

What I want in a man.

He must be taller then me.
He must have a great sense of humor.
Sarcastic.
Career focused and successful.
Athletic but not obsessed with his body.
Artistic but not too weird.
Musically inclined.
Intelligent but not arrogant.
Kind but not a push over.
Financially secure.
Handsome.
Must have a group of great friends.
Caring.
Decent listener.
Emotionally available.
Not self absorbed.
Minimal baggage both physical and mental.
Their family is important to them.
Cannot be straight edge.
Likes to hold hands in public.
Sexually satisfying and adventurous.
Must enjoy boating.

Stale.

Things are a bit stale at the moment.

I hung out with Andy the other night. I think it's safe to say I'm not really into him so much. He's not what I need in a man. Plus his penis is incredibly small. Blah. I think I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.

Haven't hung out with Bongo Joe is a while. I think he thinks we're going steady...but we're not. I need to tell him. Not sure how.

Mark asked me to go on vaycay with him next month. I kind of want to just to get away. We'll see.

I went out with Hooman last night. He's adorable. But he's balding. Not sure how I feel about that. We had a few drinks, played pool, he kissed me good night. I felt like it was a little forced but it wasn't a bad thing. He leaves for vaycay Friday so he wants to hangout prior...not sure if that's going to happen.

I've been chatting it up with Asian Mike from pof the past few days. He's freakin hot. Great body. Tattoos. Good job. We'll see what happens there. He wants to get together sometime soon...maybe tomorrow night...maybe not.

So I think Vince is way too into his career to date. I mean we get along great. Our conversations are wonderful...but they are few and far between. We'll see. If our date on Friday doesn't happen then I'm going to throw in the towel.