Daddy Joey

So I went on a date last night with daddy Joey. We have really awesome conversations...they flow really well. We've been "dating" for more than 6 months now...but we don't see each other often. Last night was the first time we had sex...it was...well fun...potential to be really awesome...we'll see if I do that again. He has a large cock...and he likes to talk dirty...which is a major fucking turn on for me.

Going out with a guy named Rob that I met in Miami two weeks ago. We randomly ran into each other at a bar and hit it off...come to find out he lives in the area. So we're doing sushi...we'll see how that goes. I think he's really short from what I remember...but I was in super high heels so maybe he's not as short as I'm anticipating.

Fun filled weekend.

This weekend was awesome.

Friday Alberto came over. We haven't hung out in a really long time...maybe 5 months or so. Anyway he has really been trying to get together so I blew off Jack and asked him to come over. We just played around the house, watched tv, ate some pizza went to sleep. He's fantastic...but I don't really think in the long run we're right for each other. He's incredibly smart which is probably one of the sexiest things to me. For the rest of him all very average...average looks, chubby average body, average penis...I think...I wouldn't really go near his penis...it kind of freaks me out...he's uncircumcised...no idea why that thought freaks me out so much. Needless to say we only made out and cuddled. I could not go any further.

So Saturday I go out for my brother in laws birthday. Mr. Rich was there and we flirted but he was a lame ass and went home early...something about he had to get up early..bla bla bla. Anyway the night was awesome...so much fun. Woody ended up coming home and staying the night at my place (his good friend came to and hung out with my sister). Needless to say I've always kind of had a crush on Woody. He's nothing to look at but he's freakin ridiculously funny. Well I guess we went to bed and I rolled over looked him in the eyes and said "don't fucking touch me". WTF!? Too funny...so yeah me and Woody didn't happen...but it makes for a funny story.

So I was recovering Sunday morning from Saturday night when Hooman gave me a call. He asked if I wanted to go hit some balls at the driving range...I said yes. :) So we go, hit some balls, go to the mall, go eat some excellent Jamacian food and then we came back to my place and hung out. He explained that he disappeared because his ex came back into his life and they were trying to see if things were going to work out. I was actually kind of happy when he told me this...this means when he's serious with someone he sticks to that person and doesn't play around. But it kind of annoyed me that he thought I even gave a shit...I don't. He's not the only guy I date and certainly wasn't the only one when we were dating. I'm not sure if we'll hangout again...we shall see.

Mark has been texting the shit out of me...I'm not really answering him because I think he is a freakin nut job. I realize I'm bipolar with him...and I'm okay with that.

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I had lunch with Mark yesterday. He's back to his crazy weird ways...he's so insecure. When we pulled up for lunch he hit the curb in front of the restaurant and the first thing that came out his mouth was "you don't think anyone saw that do you"...who gives a fuck if someone saw it!! Ugh.

I went out with Jack the other night. I had an absolute blast with him...but I still have this feeling that I don't believe a word that comes out of his face. Sad really. We're doing dinner and a comedy show tonight...should be good times. I doubt this is going to go anywhere though...just a feeling.

p.s.

I found out Mark is on Match.com because he viewed my profile a few weeks back. Not sure how I feel about that. I'm sort of annoyed.

The effects

So I'm back home now. I've been chatting it up with a guy named Jack the past week or so. We have made plans to meet on Friday night...do dinner and a comedy show. I really want to be excited about him...he's cute, smart, funny, calm, cool...a lot like me personality wise...but I just can't get into it. I really think I'm starting to feel the effects of what Bill really did to me. A girl friend of mine owns a background checking company...I was in the middle of a conversation with him last night on the phone and all I could think about was is he telling me the truth, he's probably full of shit, no way...so in the middle of our conversation I texted my friend and asked her to run a check on him. She's doing that today. Fuck. I want to go back to my carefree freespirited nature that was before Bill. :(

Funny.

I've been on location for work. The morning I headed out of town I met with Shawn for breakfast...as a way for us to meet before I headed out of town because he leaves for a few weeks before I get back in town. So Shawn is very funny. Appears to have his shit together. Great job. Close with his family. So we meet for breakfast. He's soooo freakin good looking...like classic all American good looking man. Tall, dark hair, dark eyes, great tan, great voice. So we're shooting the shit, eating yummy breakfast...everything is going great. That is until I notice something weird about his arm...he was wearing a long sleeve white button up shirt...well the light his the shirt just so and I notice he has a little arm!!!!!!! No freakin joke. Like I'm pretty sure it's shorter but it is absolutely skinny. So I stop for a second...look at his other arm...it's normal...muscular...proportionate. No joke. Little arm. Enough said.

Okay so I've been in Miami for work. Before I headed down here I went on match to see if anyone in the area caught my attention. Two guys did. I winked at both. They both emailed me back. We did the chit chat back and forth with email for a second but nothing really came of it. So I go out one night with a girl friend of mine. We get kind of shitty. Okay that's a lie we were shit housed. So we randomly end up at some random shitty bar. We're hanging out and we strike up a conversation with a couple guys at the bar. Everything is going great and then Laura gets so shitty she can't even walk...gross...I'm not sure how this happened...I'm all about getting a little shitty but I'm not in college anymore so I'm not into that. Anyway these random doods offer us a lift back to my hotel. We accept. They help me get the lush back into my hotel room. So me and the guy I've been chatting it up with strike up another conversation on my balcony. He's really cute. I'm totally digging him. We exchange cards...he's a tattoo artist...so hot. Well we call it a night. So I get a text from him the next morning...HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS I WAS CHATTING IT UP WITH ON MATCH EARLIER IN THE WEEK. How freakin funny and random...life is funny.

boys, boys, boys

Had a fun weekend.

I ran into Rich at a part this weekend. We were up to our usual flirts...then some booze kicked in...then some pool action came to be...and some fooling around followed. It was good times. I'll probably see him in a few weeks at my brother in laws birthday party. Mark said he may come to that...that would be weird...but kind of funny.

Speaking of Mark...I spent the afternoon with him yesterday. We went to World Of Beer and had a few drinks...which turned into a lot of drinks at the Pour House. I really dig him...I wish he wasn't such a tool.

Hooman didn't come over the other day because it was late when my dad left...I didn't really feel like entertaining. I'm not sure if we're going to try and see each other again...maybe...maybe not. I have two dates pending tomorrow night...not sure whom I'm going to end up seeing...Little Man Aaron (he's 5'6) or Shawn Eh (he's Canadian). I doubt I'll really click with the little man...I mean he's really going to have to have a personality to get over the height thing...

We'll see what tomorrow brings.

Back at it.

It didn't take long. I'm back in the swing of things with dating once again. It's a bit odd this time around being I have a new outlook on people in general. I'm not very trusting and not really hanging on to anything anyone says. But it still makes for good times and stories.

I hung out with Mark the other day. I think it's safe to say I have a new appreciation for this man. Although he has his issues I know him. I know he cares for me. I know what we have is somewhat real...he's not faking the relationship to gain something from me.

I had quite the date day yesterday. I had lunch with photo Joey. I don't think I'm interested in seeing him again. He was a bit shorter than I imagined and he's kind of dorky. He's 37, in the military, is a photographer...but I'm not sure he really has a job. Not sure if that makes sense. And he appears to be the relationship type....not my type. I then had lunch with Tom. Tom is not my type what so ever...I doubt we will ever see each other again...but it was nice to meet him. We actually were very candid about our dating experiences and we both opened up about how much we actually date. He admitted that there are weeks when he sees 3 or 4 different people. I loved how honest this was. I even mentioned my blog to him. I know he's trying to find this blog...but I'm not giving it up. lol

Hooman said he's going to come over tonight to help me build a bookcase. I haven't seen him in months. He randomly called me out of the blue and told me he's had a few dreams about me lately. He's probably full of shit. But it's nice to hear someone is thinking about you.

I've been chatting it up with Shawn. He's new to the mix. We'll see if anything comes of this.